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Yay, America! We’re #1!

Yay, America! We’re #1!

During the past month I have been working from 4:30 in the morning until 9:00 at night every day, putting the final touches on my new book Time Is Irreverent. Consequently, I’ve had very little time to pay attention to the news. I now have a bit of a break, as I just sent my […]

A gun with sexy parts!

A gun with sexy parts!

After reading an article about the Orlando shooter and that he used a new type of assault rifle, called a SIG Sauer MCX, I was curious what it looked like and ended up on the Guns & Ammo website. There I watched a short video of a SIG Sauer representative describing the features of their […]

From the New Ammosexual Bible

From the New Ammosexual Bible

Marty’s photo of the day #1823: Here’s a passage from the New Ammosexual Bible: For I received from Lord NRA what I also delivered to you: that the Republican Jesus on the night when he was betrayed took an assault rifle, and when he had given thanks, he loaded it, and said, “This is my […]

No Martyrs in Oregon

No Martyrs in Oregon

So Ammond Bundy and part of his Band of Right-Wing Ammosexuals got arrested last night. It’s about time! Unfortunately, a member of the band died during the arrest. Now these Right-Wingers finally got the martyr they wanted so badly. Hopefully, reasonable people will understand that “Suicide by Federal Agent” doesn’t make anyone a martyr. The […]

It’s time to see the Bundy mugshots

It’s time to see the Bundy mugshots

In today’s newspaper, there is a short article about a movie theater in Boise that might lose its liquor license because it served liquor during the movie “Fifty Shades of Grey.” Apparently an obscure Idaho law prohibits the serving of liquor during movies that depict sexual acts. According to a police spokeswoman, “police are required […]

A Well Regulated Malitia

A Well Regulated Malitia

Marty’s photo of the day #1651: Men in Iquitos, Peru, demonstrating what a Well Regulated Militia actually looks like. Note the lack of paranoid pot-bellied men carrying misspelled signs.

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