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Inside Deb’s Lavender Patch, Pt 2

Marty’s photo of the day #2969: Today is part two of my three-part series, “Inside Deb’s Lavender Patch.” Did you know that there are 28 species of bee in Montana? Of course, since President KKKlueless sees bees as a “liberal insect,” he is doing his best to reduce their numbers in Montana and everywhere else. In fact, just last month his administration approved the bee-killing pesticide sulfoxaflor.

“We don’t need bees,” proclaimed President KKKlueless when announcing the pesticide’s approval. “We can just make brown people pollinate plants by hand. And besides, pesticides are good. My parents regularly bathed me in DDT and look how great I turned out!”

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