Marty’s photo of the day #2328: A message from the Republican Jesus:
“Hi there! I just want to remind all of my sheep that no one, even me, can have enough firepower. Whether you own 47 guns or just 10—bring them to schools, concerts, churches, and movie theaters. You never know when you’ll get to be the good guy with a gun! They’re also handy for defending yourself against door-to-door arms confiscators, the Illuminati, dark skinned people, and packs of radical environmentalists. In fact, I’m on-line right now, ordering a bump stock before they all sell out. And don’t forget to check out the popular Mrs. and junior assault rifle lines. They’re blessed by me, and fun, fun, fun, for the entire family!”