Nature photography, political rants, and Martyman laughs from the ten-time award-winning author of "Cool Creatures, Hot Planet," "Endangered Edens," and the "Time Is Irreverent" series.

Hey, Donald Trump gave them the idea!

Marty’s photo of the day #3231: Yesterday was a busy day! Martyman was at the local hospital entertaining patients, and the Republican Jesus was at the bowling alley and nail salon shooting coronavirus. Unfortunately, both are now convinced that they caught COVID-19. Fortunately, they both also saw Donald Trump on the television, getting great ratings and suggesting that some sort of internal disinfectant might cure those infected by the virus. Upon hearing that, they both agreed to give the two strongest disinfectants in the house a try: 151 rum and bleach. They drew straws to see who had to drink what. Martyman (the cheater) won and has to drink the rum, and the Republican Jesus lost and has to drink the bleach.

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