Marty’s photo of the day #2425: Today I offer two descriptions of this photo. One for reality-based humans, and one for Donald Trump and his supporters:
Reality: I took this photo in Zimbabwe.
Trump: I took this photo in a shithole country.
Reality: After a friendly woman braided Deb’s hair for a few dollars, a group of local street performers invited my wife to join them for a dance. As you can see from the smiles, everyone had a great time.
Trump: After a brown woman braided Deb’s hair for drug money, a group of savages forced my wife to join them for a satanic dance in honor of their cannibal god. As you can see from the terror on Deb’s face, and the hungry look on the chief’s face, everyone knew human stew was on the menu.