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Mr. Trump Head get a drink

Marty’s photo of the day #3906: Every morning when I walk down the steps and turn on the kitchen light, this is the first thing I see on the windowsill over the sink: The Republican Jesus hoarding his guns and Traitor Trump Head getting his breakfast drink from a little black dog.

If you find this scene offensive, please look in the mirror. After taking the wrong side on the January 6 coup attempt, this week ammosexual Republicans capitalized on Ukraine to exchange their “We need assault weapons to stop a tyrannical government” to “We need assault weapons so we can fight an invasion from an enemy country.” And Donald Trump—leader of the Republican Party—showed the world this week that he loves Putin more than he loves America. Actually, dog urine is too good for the man.

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