So President KKKlueless backed down on having next year’s G-7 summit at his Doral Golf Resort. Trump would like people to think he canceled the event because the “Hostile Media & their Democrat Partners went CRAZY!” and Democrats will think Trump backed down because he was afraid of adding yet another impeachable offense to his long list of impeachable offenses.

Forget all that reasoning! The real reason Trump backed down was because the bedbug infestation at his resort was becoming infamous. Think about it: who knew that Doral had a bedbug problem until Trump “selected” it for the G-7? Sure Trump would have made money by using his resort, but it would have come at the far greater cost of destroying the resort’s reputation for years to come. Who wants to stay at a bedbug resort? So starting today, I’m going to do my part as a patriotic American and stop calling Trump “President KKKlueless.” From now on I will refer to him as “President Bedbug.”