This morning I was reading about the Apollo 11 moon landing and how Richard Nixon had wanted to have dinner with the astronauts before lift-off (an event canceled because of worries that the president could expose the astronauts to unwanted germs). That story led me to imagine what Donald KKKlueless would have done if he had been president at the time. I’ve come up with three plausible scenarios:
1) He would have cancelled the mission because it was President Kennedy’s idea.
2) He would have taken 100% credit for the mission.
3) He would have declared the moon landing “fake news” and announced he was sending Martin Luther King Jr.’s body back to Africa, where it belonged.