Marty’s photo of the day #2937:
Marty: “Look. It’s an Aussie fangs-o-death!”
Deb: “Wow! She’s almost as big as my hand.”
Marty: “Great idea! Put your hand behind her for size-comparison.”
Deb: “Like this?”
Marty: “No. Closer.”
Deb: “Like this?”
Marty: “Still not close enough.”
Deb: (takes a deep breath) “How’s this?”
Marty: (smirks) “Just a little closer.”
Deb: “Fuck you!”
(Orb weaver spider, photographed in Queensland, Australia)