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GOP thoughts and prayers

Marty’s photo of the day #2608: So far this year, 8,284 people have died via gun shots in the United States, and not a single person has risen from the dead after Republican thoughts and prayers. Frustrated by the lack of results, the Republican Party has added Herbie the Agile Wallaby to their post-shooting thoughts and prayers arsenal. Should Herbie fail, the GOP has negotiated to add Glockus the Praying Mantis to their prayer chain as well.

As their slogan says, “The GOP: We’re a cult and we don’t care. Join us and never care about facts again!”

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