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The Republican Jesus needs . . . your money

Marty’s photo of the day #2280: Once again the Republican Jesus has taken over my photo of the day:

“Hey suckers . . . I mean God-fearing patriotic gun-loving conservatives! Our great white leader, Donald Trump, needs your help. Because some libtards couldn’t handle the fact that many Nazis and white supremacists are ‘very fine people,’ three Trump advisory committees have disbanded. But don’t worry, the Evangelical Advisory Board is still going strong. Us right-wing Christians are impervious to ethical behavior! Well, all except one: Rev. A.R. Bernard (a snowflake) had a moment of weakness and resigned. Sad!

“But that’s good for you. Our board has an open seat! If you are a rich, conservative Christian, who loves guns, and understands that worshiper donations are your third house and Bentley, please write me, the Republican Jesus, c/o the White House. Include in your application your net worth and number of guns you own. I will get back to you soon.”

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