Marty’s photo of the day #4266: Hey! It’s me, Nellie, taking over Dad’s morning post. I’ve been looking at the photos of the day Dad has been posting lately—residents of the Essen Wildlife Refuge, exotic animals from all over the world, and even a dog who lived at my house before me who could jump over a creek. Big deal! Can any of those animals keep two big balls away from Dad at the same time, do it without opposable thumbs, AND look adorable while doing it?

I don’t think so!