Trumpers frequently refuse to wear masks, claiming their right to personal freedom. Yet when it comes to things like a woman’s right to choose or a man’s right to pay for sex or a person’s right to do drugs, then they want to take freedom away. In light of that, I’m seriously considering the following:

The next time I’m in a store and see a Trumper without a mask, I’m going to start swearing up a storm. When the store tries to kick me out for swearing, I will ask why they allow the Trumper’s personal freedom—which could kill people—but not my personal freedom, which only offends hypocrites.