Marty’s photo of the day #2937:

Marty: “Look. It’s an Aussie fangs-o-death!”

Deb: “Wow! She’s almost as big as my hand.”

Marty: “Great idea! Put your hand behind her for size-comparison.”

Deb: “Like this?”

Marty: “No. Closer.”

Deb: “Like this?”

Marty: “Still not close enough.”

Deb: (takes a deep breath) “How’s this?”

Marty: (smirks) “Just a little closer.”

Deb: “Fuck you!”

(Orb weaver spider, photographed in Queensland, Australia)