Marty’s photo of the day #2392: This is me (about 20 pounds heavier than I am now) handing out sugar free gum to children along the Amazon River.
I chose this photo before the results of the Senate election in Alabama were announced, and I had written a great taunt to Roy Moore about how I was able to have all these wonderful children around me without thinking for even one millisecond that I wanted to date any of them. But now that Roy Moore is a loser (in more ways than one), I will hold off on the taunting and leave him alone with his horse.
Poor horse.