In the wake of yet another mass shooting, Senator Claire McCaskill has called on the NRA to do some “soul searching.”

While I appreciate Senator McCaskill’s comments, if we wait for the NRA to find its soul, nothing will ever get done. The NRA, CEO Wayne LaPierre, and its membership all sold their souls years ago. In fact, Satan has been demanding a refund, claiming the $2.95 he paid for the basket of deplorable souls was a rip-off.

As Satan said in a press conference earlier today, “I collect evil souls, but my one rule in hell is that I’m supposed to be the most evil one there. These NRA souls make me look like a saint!”