Marty’s photo of the day #2307: Martyman is all excited, because I gave him a $5,000.00 bill.
“With all this money, I can impress the ladies,” he said. “Maybe I can even get a mail-order stripper-bride, just like Melania Trump! Did I say stripper? I mean ‘high-class model-bride.’”
Poor Martyman is in for a letdown. The $5,000.00 bill is from Zimbabwe, and it has an expiration date of December 31, 2004.