Here’s and interesting little fact: Did you know that your nostrils switch off primary duties several times each hour? Try it. Breathe out through your nostrils now and note which one pushes the most air. Then wait for a bit and try it again. If you timed it correctly, the other nostril will now be doing most of the work. For most of us, this biological relay needs no attention. Our nostrils are simply taking turns to make sure the other doesn’t dry out too much. However, for Rudy Giuliani, William Bar, and Mitch McConnell, knowing which nostril is dominant at every moment is critical—because it’s important for them to approach at the correct angle each time they stick a head up Donald Trump’s ass!
Boom! Science joke!