Like many of you, I learned this week that liberals had declared war on Thanksgiving, and that Fox News and Trump cultists get very angry and explode in a high-blood-pressure rage at the very thought of renaming the holiday to call it “Celebrate Immigrants Day” and include brown people in what they believe is a “white man’s holiday.” I’m sorry that the Fox News/Trump cult feels this way. Getting so angry over a simple name and a made-up war is unhealthy—especially for those in the cult who are older, like Trump. Therefore, I wish to say:
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And for the sane people reading this: Happy Thanksgiving!