Marty’s photo of the day #2896: This is me, with the smaller of the two African rock pythons that I caught in Zimbabwe. If you’re wondering why I am wearing a batting glove, it has nothing to do with the snake. On the day before I left for Africa, I spilled boiling, sticky sauce on my hand and it was not pretty, to say the least. The glove did a better job of protecting the burn than a bandage. Also, if you are wondering, I gently released the snake shortly after this photo was taken. Unlike Eric and Donald Trump Jr., my ethics would never allow me to harm an animal. Also, unlike Eric and Donny Jr., I’m secure with my manhood and don’t require exotic animal part trophies on my wall to puff up my ego.