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Grope and Vote for Roy Moore!

As Martyman fans know, our hero loves to dress up for the holidays. In fact, just a few minutes ago, Martyman walked into my office and asked if I would take his picture, so he could include it in the thousands of Christmas cards he was mailing out. I was just about to click the shutter button when the Republican Jesus stepped in front and demanded time to give the following public service announcement:

“Hey, it’s the Republican Jesus here! I just want to remind all of my followers in Alabama that even though grabby men exist on both sides of the aisle, Republicans do not apologize or resign like snowflake Democrats. Instead we blame and deny, just as God intended. So remember to Grope and Vote for Roy Moore next Tuesday!

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