Marty’s photo of the day #2259: Numerous people have been requesting the return of Martyman. I apologize for his long absence, but he has even less of a social filter than Orange Temper Tantrum Man. Consequently, he doesn’t understand that there is a fine line between criticizing our deranged supreme leader and saying something that provokes a visit from the Secret Service.
Since our hero would surely melt under hot interrogation lights, I’m not taking any chances. Martyman is back . . . but only after I was confident he would sit on the porch swing and not say a word.