Nature photography, political rants, and Martyman laughs from the ten-time award-winning author of "Cool Creatures, Hot Planet" and "Endangered Edens."

Who knew that being president was so easy?

Crybaby Trump tweeted this morning: “Watched low rated @Morning_Joe for first time in long time. FAKE NEWS. He called me to stop a National Enquirer article. I said no! Bad show”

Even though it’s an embarrassment to all Americans that our low-rated president regularly gets into Twitter feuds, the media needs to stop getting its panties in a twist about such things. Instead reporters need to ask: “How can any US president possibly have enough free time to sit in front of the TV and watch morning talk shows?”

I haven’t had the time to watch even a minute of morning or daytime TV since I was thirteen years-old. I guess the key to avoiding hard work is to get a slacker job—like being the President of the United States.

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