Marty’s photo of the day #4204: Some people say religion makes a person good. That’s bullshit. Practically without exception, the most awful people I know—and know of—are the most religious. No, the true test of a person’s character is how they treat their dogs (or cats, if they swing that way).

Yeah, I’m not guided by a space wizard made up by ancient people who would have thought stick matches were magical, but I will give Nellie two-and-a-half of my three pillows and sleep contorted like a corkscrew if it will make her more comfortable at night.

Sure Donald Trump, Pat Robertson, Franklin Graham, and Joel Osteen, have way more money than I have, but do you think any of them have a rich enough character to worry about whether a dog is sleeping comfortably?