Now that Donald Trump has been impeached, reporters in the legitimate media pretty much agree that Republican senators will ignore their oath to “do impartial justice” and quickly acquit the Oval Office Sociopath of his crimes against America. But what if Republican politicians actually believed in the tenets of Christianity rather than just using it to control the most easily manipulated segment of American voters?

Christianity is big on confessing sins. Imagine if Mike Pence was more than just a believer of convenience, and he interrupted the trial by walking onto the Senate floor and confessing everything? It won’t happen, of course, because close to 100 percent of Republicans elected to national office are only as Christian as they need to be to get elected. Even so, it’s fun to imagine what would happen if Mike Pence suddenly had an attack of ethics.