Marty’s photo of the day #2145: Oh, nooooooooooo! Martyman and I were setting up a shot this morning (it was going to be really funny), when our hero lost his grip and fell from the back of a chair and broke off both of his legs.
But don’t worry fans. We can rebuild him. We have the technology (and the parts). We have the capability to make the world’s first bionic Martyman. Martyman will be that man. Better than he was before. Better… stronger… faster.