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Your weekend Trump update

Your weekend Trump update

If you’re like me, you start each morning with a quick check of the news to see if you’ve been having a long bad dream and that Donald Trump is still just a game show host. Unfortunately it’s not a dream. But if you’d like to get an early start on the weekend, here’s a […]

Who is the evil genius?

Who is the evil genius?

Every arch-criminal organization has an evil genius, but finding one in the Trump Administration is difficult: Donald Trump: Evil, but too incompetent to out-perform a lab rat in a simple test. Mike Pence: Evil yes, but how smart do you have to be when after each dastardly deed you simply say, “Jesus personally told me […]

No snarky one-liner

No snarky one-liner

Marty’s photo of the day #2049: I feel like I should tag this photo with some sort of snarky political one-liner, like “This is Donald Trump’s brain ‘not on drugs,’” or “If karma really worked, this is what Rudy Giuliani’s hemorrhoids would look like,” but nothing strikes me as particularly funny this morning. Humph . […]

I am King Iron Bladder

I am King Iron Bladder

Greetings from the Salt Lake City International Airport I am King Iron Bladder! I had two beers in the Delta Lounge at JFK in New York City (the second one was to pour over Rudy Giuliani’s head, but when he didn’t show up, I couldn’t let it go to waste), and I made the five […]

Rudy Giuliani where are you?

Rudy Giuliani where are you?

Greetings from JFK Airport in New York City! My flight was thirty minutes early, so now I have a three-and-a-half hour layover before the next leg of my trip. I’m now in the Delta Lounge with a fine Brooklyn Lager Beer in my hand. Are you impressed that I can type and hold a beer […]

The political beer test

The political beer test

Every Wednesday my local newspaper, the Missoulian, and many other newspapers run a column by Rich Lowry of the National Review and Fox News. If you’ve ever read him, you already know that he has the honesty of a hooker’s orgasm and the integrity of a banker emailing you from Nigeria. Today he started his […]

Valais Blacknose Sheep

Valais Blacknose Sheep

Marty’s photo of the day #1877: This is a Valais Blacknose Sheep. For those of you who read my recent “legitimate political commentary” about Donald Trump and Rudy Giuliani’s special love for sheep: don’t worry. This little cutie is safe! I photographed her in Switzerland, at the base of the Matterhorn—far away from Giuliani’s frothy […]

Legitimate political commentary

Legitimate political commentary

I don’t think there is a more repugnant human being than Rudy Giuliani. Every time he speaks, he’s the caricature of a sleazy, hateful, foaming at the mouth politician. Today, CNN host Chris Cuomo asked Giuliani what he thought about Donald Trump claiming that President Obama “founded ISIS.” Giuliani responded that Trump’s words were “legitimate […]

MSNBC: It’s okay to cheer for the home team

MSNBC: It’s okay to cheer for the home team

Marty’s photo of the day #1861: I absolutely loved Bill Clinton’s speech last night! It was funny and full of great personal stories. I especially loved the story about Hillary on her knees, lining Chelsea’s dresser drawers with paper, when they dropped her off at her college dorm for the first time—and Chelsea telling her […]

Just like her husband, Melania Trump steals

Just like her husband, Melania Trump steals

After watching the Republican National Convention last night, I went to sleep disgusted by all of the hate, lies, and misinformation spewed forth. However, I felt kind of proud of myself that I was open minded enough to like much of Melania Trump’s speech. She was articulate and handled herself well in what was obviously […]

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