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Republicans fearmonger socialism

Republicans fearmonger socialism

One thing amazing about the Republican Cult is how easily they are able to get everyone in line for something to be scared about. Last election it was brown people, and the result was Treason Trump—“anointed by God.” This election it’s socialism, and they have made Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez their “monster” to be afraid of. With […]

Republicans are obsessed with hating Hillary Clinton

Republicans are obsessed with hating Hillary Clinton

One thing I find disturbing about Republicans is how they can’t let their hate for Hillary Clinton go away. Think about it: After Barack Obama beat John McCain and Mitt Romney, liberals basically forgot about the two defeated Republicans and moved on. But since Republicans apparently believe that hate is a Christian value, they just […]

Who is the evil genius?

Who is the evil genius?

Every arch-criminal organization has an evil genius, but finding one in the Trump Administration is difficult: Donald Trump: Evil, but too incompetent to out-perform a lab rat in a simple test. Mike Pence: Evil yes, but how smart do you have to be when after each dastardly deed you simply say, “Jesus personally told me […]

The Golden Age of Right-Wing Cultism

The Golden Age of Right-Wing Cultism

There’s no point in holding back: Republicans are gullible and stupid! In this morning’s Missoulian, Montana Republican State Senator Albert Olszewski accused the Democrats of holding our military ransom for almost a decade. How much money do we need to give our military? We already spend more on defense than the next nine most powerful […]

Today the Fox News’ talking point is . . .

Today the Fox News’ talking point is . . .

Without even having to watch, it’s easy to tell what the current talking points are on Fox News. Yesterday, a letter in my local newspaper from a Republican called the Democrats shameful and unpatriotic for not applauding Trump at the appropriate times during the State of the Union Address. Today, Crybaby Donald took that message […]

If you can . . . (part 2)

If you can . . . (part 2)

If you can watch Fox News for their accurate reporting, I can watch Arnold Schwarzenegger movies for their superb acting.

The Republican Jesus and Mark 19:18

The Republican Jesus and Mark 19:18

Marty’s photo of the day #2087: Now that millions on the far right believe that God has appointed Donald Trump as President of the United States, the Republican Jesus has insisted that I let him take over my photo of the day from time to time to post scripture, updated by the GOP (God’s Own […]

The high price Republicans paid for Donald Trump

The high price Republicans paid for Donald Trump

Flash back to the year 2000. George W. Bush became president of the United States with the help of Florida Governor Jeb Bush and a politically motivated, right-leaning Supreme Court. Later George W. Bush would do the worst thing any U.S. president could ever do: he’d lie to start a war. President Obama followed President […]

The political beer test

The political beer test

Every Wednesday my local newspaper, the Missoulian, and many other newspapers run a column by Rich Lowry of the National Review and Fox News. If you’ve ever read him, you already know that he has the honesty of a hooker’s orgasm and the integrity of a banker emailing you from Nigeria. Today he started his […]

My Born Again Christian father would have sat this election out

My Born Again Christian father would have sat this election out

My father died in 2011, at the age of 84. Although I loved my dad, sometimes it was hard to distinguish whether he was my parent or my “personal evangelist.” He was a Born Again Christian, who followed the Republican Party as if it were “The Father, Son, and GOP.” When we didn’t argue about […]

Trump the whiner

Trump the whiner

Despite having Fox News, hundreds of AM radio stations, and countless right wing “news” sites, for years conservatives have whined about the “biased media.” Donald Trump, of course, has taken the art of conservative whining to a whole new level. According to Crybaby Trump, the media are conspiring against him to “rig the election.” In […]

What Trump and a biker bill collectors have in common

What Trump and a biker bill collectors have in common

Donald Trump’s verbal wet fart yesterday gave me flashbacks to my early twenties, when I was a partner in a Minneapolis-based talent management agency. A nightclub owner had stiffed one of our bands, and we hired some scary-looking bikers to attempt to collect the money. Before the collection effort, we had a meeting with our […]

The personification of Fox News

The personification of Fox News

Who would of guessed that in just over a week’s time that Donald Trump would go from leading in the polls to diving in the polls to being encouraged by many Republicans to drop out? Come on Republicans! Trump is just the personification of your customized news channel. You know all those people who watch […]

MSNBC: It’s okay to cheer for the home team

MSNBC: It’s okay to cheer for the home team

Marty’s photo of the day #1861: I absolutely loved Bill Clinton’s speech last night! It was funny and full of great personal stories. I especially loved the story about Hillary on her knees, lining Chelsea’s dresser drawers with paper, when they dropped her off at her college dorm for the first time—and Chelsea telling her […]

Don’t be a loser of a human being, like Trump!

Don’t be a loser of a human being, like Trump!

As I’m sure most of you know, more than 25 women have come forward to report that they had been sexually harassed by FOX News CEO, Roger Ailes. Fox News then paid Roger Ailes millions (the actual dollar figure is in dispute) to go away. Misogynist Republican nominee, Donald Trump, then came to Ailes defense, […]

Only one man can defeat Donald Trump: Martyman!

Only one man can defeat Donald Trump: Martyman!

Here’s why Martyman would be a better president than Donald Trump: Martyman has never been endorsed by Sarah Palin. Martyman has never been praised by Vladimir Putin. Martyman has never declared bankruptcy. Martyman has never told a lie. Martyman has bigger hands than Donald Trump. Martyman has better hair than Donald Trump. Martyman is an […]

Who cares about his penis? Donald Trump is a First Class Loser!

Who cares about his penis? Donald Trump is a First Class Loser!

I’m normally poor at predicting major events, but I was right many months ago when I said that Donald Trump would not fade away like so many others were predicting. My reasoning was that supporting a candidate like Trump was the logical progression for a large group of ignorant, hate-filled people who’ve had their anger […]

Is Donald Trump a Grand Psychological Experiment?

Is Donald Trump a Grand Psychological Experiment?

That Donald Trump thanked “the poorly educated” for his victory in Nevada really has me wondering if the Trump Campaign is part of some grand psychological experiment. Fox News has made a fortune over the years by spewing continual bullshit—but doing it with conviction. Now, week after week, Trump comes up with something more outrageous […]

Fox News: Donald Trump is your Frankenstein!

Fox News: Donald Trump is your Frankenstein!

The latest averaged Republican presidential primary polls show Donald Trump at 35.8%, giving him a commanding lead over the nearest competitor, Ted Cruz, at 14.1%. Congratulations Fox News, Right-Wing Bloggers, and AM-Hate Radio. The Frankenstein you created is alive! What? Didn’t you think years and years of spreading bigotry, lies, and hate would have any […]

Hate-spewing media and politicians are accessories to murder

Hate-spewing media and politicians are accessories to murder

If you follow my posts, you saw my comment on Friday about my prediction of a “Fox News-induced Insanity Defense” being used by a lawyer to defend a shooter sometime in the future. In reality, Fox News is just part of the problem, as AM-Hate Radio shows and Republican politicians vying for far right-wing votes […]

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