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The Republicans actually raffled this off

The Republicans actually raffled this off

Marty’s photo of the day #2591: Yesterday I went to the Farmer’s Market and stopped at the Ravalli County Republican Central Committee booth to photograph the assault rifle they were raffling off. I approached as if I were one of their cult, and even got this lady to hold up the gun for me. I’m […]

A message for the Republican Jesus

A message for the Republican Jesus

Marty’s photo of the day #2328: A message from the Republican Jesus: “Hi there! I just want to remind all of my sheep that no one, even me, can have enough firepower. Whether you own 47 guns or just 10—bring them to schools, concerts, churches, and movie theaters. You never know when you’ll get to […]

A gun with sexy parts!

A gun with sexy parts!

After reading an article about the Orlando shooter and that he used a new type of assault rifle, called a SIG Sauer MCX, I was curious what it looked like and ended up on the Guns & Ammo website. There I watched a short video of a SIG Sauer representative describing the features of their […]

From the New Ammosexual Bible

From the New Ammosexual Bible

Marty’s photo of the day #1823: Here’s a passage from the New Ammosexual Bible: For I received from Lord NRA what I also delivered to you: that the Republican Jesus on the night when he was betrayed took an assault rifle, and when he had given thanks, he loaded it, and said, “This is my […]

How many must die in a mass shooting before Americans act?

How many must die in a mass shooting before Americans act?

In 1996, when a gunman killed 35 people and wounded 23 more (the Port Arthur Massacre), Australians got pissed and said enough is enough. The Australian government then enacted tough gun laws and instituted a gun buyback program. It worked, as Australia has not experienced a mass shooting since. And overall, Aussies continue to be […]

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