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Propping up the micro-phallic compensator business

Propping up the micro-phallic compensator business

A news story in this morning’s paper reports that the Trump Administration has pledged financial support to states to start arming and training teachers. Aside from the plan being insane, I object to paying for the guns and training with my tax dollars. Republicans managed to write into law a provision that made sure that […]

Trump and the Republicans are using Christianity to kill

Trump and the Republicans are using Christianity to kill

Let’s see, so far the Trump and Republican agenda includes massively increasing our military spending (so they can kill more people), gutting the EPA and environmental regulations (so the rich can get richer, while killing more people), making it as difficult as possible for women to have an abortion (so those women can die the […]

More from the Republican Jesus

More from the Republican Jesus

Marty’s photo of the day #2107: Now that millions on the far right believe that God has appointed Donald Trump as President of the United States, the Republican Jesus has insisted that I let him take over my photo of the day from time to time to post scripture, updated by the GOP (God’s Own […]

Women: Don’t Have Sex With Republican Men!

Women: Don’t Have Sex With Republican Men!

Women: Only you can save America! In a single week: On a national level, Republicans stood up for your freedom to be killed, by making it easier for the severely mentally ill to buy guns. On a state level, Montana Republicans stood up for your freedom to be killed, by voting down a bill that […]

Republicans and their warped definition of freedom

Republicans and their warped definition of freedom

So Donald Trump thinks people who burn the American flag should lose their citizenship, women who have abortions should be punished, and actors who express their concerns to the Vice President-elect should apologize. With that in mind, please tell me Republicans: Other than wanting to give giant corporations more freedom to cheat and pollute and […]

Jesus talks to Republicans about Trump

Jesus talks to Republicans about Trump

“Hey Republicans! Jesus here. As people who claim to follow me, you should know that I never said anything against abortion or gay marriage, and you certainly should know that I would always support a person’s right NOT to get shot over your childish fascination with guns. Yet you say you can’t vote for Hillary […]

Are Trump voters evil or naïve?

Are Trump voters evil or naïve?

To vote for Donald Trump one must be either evil or naïve. That may seem extreme, but hear me out. Based on Trump’s campaign message, there are three basic reasons to vote for him: 1) Because you agree with his bigoted stand against Muslims, Mexicans, and other minorities, and you think building a border wall […]

My Born Again Christian father would have sat this election out

My Born Again Christian father would have sat this election out

My father died in 2011, at the age of 84. Although I loved my dad, sometimes it was hard to distinguish whether he was my parent or my “personal evangelist.” He was a Born Again Christian, who followed the Republican Party as if it were “The Father, Son, and GOP.” When we didn’t argue about […]

Donald Trump Jr. isn’t man enough to hunt with a camera

Donald Trump Jr. isn’t man enough to hunt with a camera

Marty’s photo of the day #1512: Have you seen the picture of Donald Trump Jr., standing next to the elephant he killed? He’s posing with the elephant’s tail (that he cut-off) in one hand and his knife in the other—positioned in such a way that the knife simulates the erection he only wishes he could […]

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