Marty’s photo of the day #3887:

Marty: “Just enjoying a break from writing my latest novel. This one will be my best ever. Not only is it hilarious, but it is also controversial enough to be banned by Republican-controlled school boards from coast-to-coast.”

Nellie: “I’ve been watching you write all day. We finally get outside, and all you want to do is clown in front of your camera. Take the Frisbee and play with the dog.”

Marty: “You’re right, Nellie. Dogs come first.”