Marty’s photo of the day #3542: How are turkeys like Republicans?

Turkeys show off their feathers when they want to mate; Republicans show off their guns when they want to mate.

Turkeys have trouble solving complex problems; Republicans have trouble solving simple math—like that 306 electoral votes is greater than 232 electoral votes.

Turkeys will follow the most colorful tom anywhere; Republicans will follow the most colorful Don anywhere.

Turkeys fly into trees; Republicans fly Confederate flags.

Turkeys make decisions based on facts; Republicans make decisions based on—okay the turkeys have the Republicans on that one!