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It’s safer to kiss the python*

Marty’s photo of the day #3214: This is me, several years ago, kissing an eleven-foot-long African rock python I caught in Zimbabwe. Last year, if people had to choose between kissing someone who recently returned from a large evangelical church service or kissing an eleven-foot-long python, the vast majority would choose to kiss the evangelical. This year, if those same people faced the same choice, the python would receive the majority of the kisses.*

See? I was way ahead of the curve!

*Note: This is a humor post. Like any other animal, snakes can carry a range of things, including bacteria, viruses, parasites, and worms. It doesn’t mean they all carry things harmful to humans. That’s why, at the present time, the snake just might be the safer thing to kiss.

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