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No oral sex for Republicans

On February 12, 1999, the vast majority of Republicans voted to convict Bill Clinton in his impeachment trial. His crime: lying about a blow job.

On February 5, 2020, every Republican except one voted to acquit Donald Trump in his impeachment trial. His crime: selling out America and withholding aid to an ally for personal gain.

Obviously, Republicans think blow jobs are much worse than being a traitor to America. So to anyone thinking of giving a Republican a blow job, remember just how disgusted Republicans are by oral sex. Please respect their heartfelt conviction on this issue: NO ORAL SEX for any Republican—EVER!

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