Nature photography, political rants, and Martyman laughs from the ten-time award-winning author of "Cool Creatures, Hot Planet," "Endangered Edens," and the "Time Is Irreverent" series.

Don’t Cry Mr. Trump Head

When I woke up this morning Martyman and Mr. Trump Head were missing. I thought for sure that Martyman had taken Mr. Trump Head outside for some sick joke, like placing him under the tree where the wild turkeys roost each night. Then I heard this high pitched whine coming out of the bathroom. I looked in, and there was Martyman being all tender—consoling Mr. Trump Head.

“There, there,” Martyman was saying. “Don’t cry over the Democrats investigating you. Hillary Clinton didn’t cry once during the thirty-three Republican Benghazi hearings or all the investigations into her emails.”

Mr. Trump Head cried harder. I think they’ll both be in the bathroom all day.

No Comments Yet

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

4 + 7 =

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.

Recent Posts