Marty’s photo of the day #2676: Yes, sometimes Martyman has too much to drink and passes out in the gutter. But he never attempts to rape anyone, never sticks his dick in anyone’s face (other than that unfortunate incident with a Tasmanian devil he refuses to discuss), never starts bar fights, never rages in paranoia about the Clintons, never lies under oath, never seethes with anger when challenged, never gives blowjobs to Lindsey Graham, and never cries like John Boehner. Oh, and he most definitely knows the proper definition of boofing and the Devil’s Triangle.
Come to think of it, Martyman is eminently more qualified than Brett Kavanaugh to be our next Supreme Court justice. Stop the vote! We have a better candidate!