With Michael Cohen’s guilty plea and Paul Manafort’s guilty verdicts today, let’s reminisce about three of Donald Trump’s most memorable campaign promises:

“I have the best people.”

“I will build a great, great wall on our southern border, and I will make Mexico pay for that wall. Mark my words.”

“Look at those hands. Are they small hands? And he referred to my hands, if they are small, something else must be small. I guarantee you there is no problem. I guarantee.”