Hey Republicans! Now that Donald Trump is doing everything in his power to roll back environmental regulations—just like he said he would before you voted for him—I hope you will take a moment to sit down with your children and/or grandchildren and explain to them that you take personal responsibility for shortening their lives. Depending on their ages, and where they live, the time you stole from their lives will vary. But make no mistake about it: you shortened their lives and put a dagger into their long-term quality of life.

But when you talk to them, I’m sure they will understand that you absolutely had to do it. Keeping brown people in-check and making your bank account grow a little faster is far more important to you than they are.