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More from the Republican Jesus

Marty’s photo of the day #2107: Now that millions on the far right believe that God has appointed Donald Trump as President of the United States, the Republican Jesus has insisted that I let him take over my photo of the day from time to time to post scripture, updated by the GOP (God’s Own Party). This series will continue for as long as the Holy Trump sits on the right middle finger of God. Collect them all!

Old Psalm 137:9: Happy is he who takes your little ones and dashes them against the rocks.

New Republican Psalm 137:9: Happy is he who forces women to give birth—even if their life is endanger or they were victims of rape or incest*. And then, once the baby is born, happy is he who cuts support for the mother, takes away health care, pulls education funding, and poisons the environment the little ones may try to survive in.

*The Republican Jesus wishes to give a special shout-out to the Republicans in the Montana Senate for their support of Montana Senate Bill 282, which would make abortions for any reason—even to save the mother’s life—after 23 weeks a felony.

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