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Scripture, updated by the GOP (God’s Own Party)

Marty’s photo of the day #2084: Now that millions believe that God has appointed Donald Trump as President of the United States, the Republican Jesus has insisted that I let him take over my photo of the day from time to time to post scripture, updated by the GOP (God’s Own Party). This series will continue for as long as Donald Trump sits . . . I mean rules on the right middle finger of God. Collect them all!

Old Matthew 22:39: “Thou shalt love thy neighbor as thyself.”

New Republican Matthew 22:39: “Thou shalt love thy neighbor as thyself—unless that neighbor is gay, a terrorism refugee, or comes from a Muslim country where The Holy Trump doesn’t do business. In that case, it’s perfectly okay to reject, hate, or demonize that person.”

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