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Don’t have a cow, Martyman!

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Those of you who follow Martyman will be glad to know that he has successfully returned from his time traveling adventure to the “2018 Annual joint KKK and NRA ‘White Friday’ sheet and Uzi sale” on the White House lawn.

One thing people kept telling him, in 2018, was to “not have a cow” about racism and sexism, because Supreme Leader Donald Trump had proclaimed such things not to exist, as they are just part of the natural order. Now, if he wanted to “grab a pussy” instead, that would be perfectly acceptable.

What supporters of the Supreme Leader didn’t know in 2018, was that if you tell Martyman one thing, he’ll do the opposite. That’s why, when he showed up back at my house today, he indeed did “have a cow.”

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