Marty’s photo of the day #1881: Imagine if reincarnation turned out to be real. Imagine being obsessive-compulsive about germs and being reincarnated as a penguin. Imagine being that penguin and trying to cross a field of mud and guano without face-planting. You don’t have to imagine what you’d look like. Here’s your picture!
(Gentoo penguin: photographed off the coast of Antarctica)