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From the New Ammosexual Bible

Republican Jesus

Marty’s photo of the day #1823: Here’s a passage from the New Ammosexual Bible:

For I received from Lord NRA what I also delivered to you: that the Republican Jesus on the night when he was betrayed took an assault rifle, and when he had given thanks, he loaded it, and said, “This is my AR-15 which is for you. Shoot this in remembrance of me.”

In the same way, the Republican Jesus took the Second Amendment, after supper, saying, “Deliberate misinterpretation of this amendment will spill much blood. Deny this, as often as you read it, in remembrance of me.”

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